At least according to the paramilitary wing of the American Family Association he does. They say a TV ad depicting lusty, lascivious, Lactobacillus-licking lesbotic liaisons is inviting divine retribution. I’ve written about probiotics before but this latest storm in a D-Cup takes the discussion to an exciting new level by combining lesbians, religious nutters and microbiology.
What’s not to like?
Well quite a lot if you take any notice of One Million Moms, an organisation that represents literally dozens of raving right-wing bigots. I for one think we should thank them for channeling the anger of their Imaginary Friend in our direction and for warning us the ad is seeking to:
If they realised there are also six species of live bacteria in the product getting in on all this perversion and sin I suspect they would explode in moral indignation. They also point out the ad:
I thought my attention to detail was pretty damn good when it comes to footage of naked women in bed together, but I take my hat off to the self-righteous homophobes whose visual acuity is clearly on a different plane to my own. Anyway, you can see the rug-munching masterpiece that’s got the God-bothering bigots so wound up below. You know you want to.
Let’s just be clear about this protest; it’s not these folks’ homophobia, their astounding ignorance or that they hate lesbians for depriving them of both grandchildren and subservient domestic slaves for their emotionally-retarded sons.
It’s not them, it’s God. As evidenced by:
The ad’s slogan has got OMMs’ panties in a bunch on their Imaginary Friend’s behalf too: “to love this life is to live it naturally” which compels them to point out:
…except for all the inconvenient examples of homosexuality in the animal world, obviously – but to be aware of those you need to have read more than one book. They’re also having a go at the Girl Scouts in a campaign that neatly demonstrates their monolithic ignorance of gender dysphoria and also that they are so dense light will bend around them.
While these fuckwits have a perfect right to be outraged about whatever they want, what they don’t seem to get is the rest of the world also has an equal right not to give a flying fuck what these irrelevant idiots think.
And that we also have a right – nay, a duty – to mercilessly take the piss just in case anyone is stupid enough to listen to them.